This past Friday was Dr. Suess Day and some of us went to a local elementary school to read books to kids. Part of the suggested curriculum was to discuss the book after it was read. This is what I got from the kindergartners:
Me: "And does anyone have any questions?"
a wee, tiny solemn-faced little girl raises her hand.
me: "Yes dear?"
tot: "Miss Gerbil, are you wearing... stockings??"
me: "Why... yes, I am."
tot (nodding) "I thought so. Thank you."
me: "You're welcome."
Also? I'm feeling tres Put Together this morning. Pinned my hair up in a chignon, hose with NO snags in them yet, my dark brown knit only-designer-top-that-I-own and my chunky fabulous smoky topaz pendant that I TOTALLY got for dirt freaking cheap but nobody knows that except well... everyone NOW but anyway.
I strutted just a bit as I exited my room. Shoulders back, chin up, feelin' GOOD.
And I went out and got coffee and all and completely failed to notice the big ol' splotch of toothpaste directly over my right nipple.
Because I'm just Klassy like that.