Sunday, March 16, 2008

Your momma don't dance

... and apparently she doesn't pay attention to the laws of gravity and physics, either. And if she'd put things away, this wouldn't have happened.

I fell off the toilet. Yes, you read that correctly, I FELL OFF A TOILET. Stone cold sober, too.

Men gots it easy. They can just shake things and go on with their lives. Except some of them are convinced there is a Toilet Paper Fairy and if you leave an empty cardboard tube, the Toilet Paper Fairy will replace it with a fresh, spongy roll of that heaven-sent stuff, and therein lies part of my problem.

Second, we all know one merely RENTS coffee and at some point, you're going to be finished with it. Sooner rather than later if you happen to drink um... 5 cups?

And well. I sort of kind of forgot to restock the cabinets although I had the foresight to cart the resupply upstairs and leave it outside the door.

I know, I know, I know.

And I was SURE I could reach it if I just stretched a little more.... just... one... more.... inch....

Do the math. Hit the door frame with the top of my forehead. Rock ON with my graceful self.


Mommy Brain said...

Falling off my chair laughing!!! Thank you so much for sharing.

my4kids said...

Don't feel to bad I've fallen off it myself...and in it as well when 9 mos pregnant with the oldest thanks to the hubby who wasn't quite used to the idea of putting the seat down.
Leaving the paper just outside the door? Something I do on a regular basis....

The Barber Bunch said...

Just stopped by for a visit.

Happy St Patrick's Day!


Guinevere Meadow said...


Times like this you wish you could be Elastigirl from "The Incredibles"


Suzie said...

Maybe you should rethink your story. You were trying to save a family of six from a a burning building and when you went back in to save the cats you bonked your head on a door frame. No one need know about the toilet paper. Toilet paper huh? What?

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Sadly, I've done that before. Enough said.

Alpha Dude 1.5 said...

I have no idea what kind of music to suggest for that particular dance.

At least no one caught it on video.


Alpha Dude 1.5 said...

"Your momma don't dance, and your daddy don't stock the roll...."