Tuesday, November 18, 2008

He's either got a future on stage or perhaps insurance fraud. Tale of a Toddler.

Short Stuff, as I have mentioned, is something of a clever monkey and we keep a close eye on his actions lest he, I don't know, disassemble the television or something.

He is, at this point, proficient with stairs unless he gets distracted, but for safety is not permitted to be on them alone. The following incident has occurred three separate times:

The J was playing with his assortment of cars and trucks in the family room while I loaded the dishwasher. Our house has an open floor plan, so the kitchen and family room are kind of like one long room. After a minute or so, he silently got up and trotted down the hallway towards the front door and the stairs. I followed to see him sit down on the bottom step, nodding to himself. Seemingly lost in thought, he patted the carpeted stair and nodded again. Then he bent at the waist and leeeeeaaned forward slowly, until he slid off of his seat and was lying on his stomach a the base of the stairs.

Then, he lifted one leg up behind him and placed it on the stairs. The action was repeated for the other leg, after which he spread both arms out to the side and then put his face straight down.

And then? He began to moan and groan.

If I had not stood there watching this entire set-up, I would certainly have assumed he'd fallen on the stairs and apparently that was EXACTLY what Short Stuff was thinking.

"Nice show," I told him, "You do know I was watching the whole time, right? Cut the drama, silly man."

And he scrambled up and giggled and ran off to play some more.

Don't ask me where he got the idea to do this.

7 comments:

Magi said...

That is classic, and I'm so glad my toddler can't read. At least I don't think she can.

We've actually regressed on the steps a bit. She was doing fine walking down the steps, but then she fell. I caught her, but it scared her, and she's back to sitting on her butt and scooting down.

Sass E-mum said...

I love this stage of development. Seeing them develop their sense of humour and ability to pretend is fantastic. And of course, he'll be a great asset when you choose your life of crime...

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

A useful skill!

giants fan said...

that almost made my cry I am laughing so hard!!! maybe he wanted some sympathy candy!

Reluctant Housewife said...

Oh my goodness. What a trickster. How clever, though!

JoeinVegas said...

Sounds like an actor in the making. Unfortunately, now when something bad happens to him you have to wonder, did it really or is he . . .?

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